Criminal
Feb. 7, 2002
Hamburglers, Smoking Pets and Other Crimes
Dicta Column - By Bill Winter - It has been said the five most dangerous words in the English language are, "There oughta be a law." That's incorrect. They're the five funniest words. Check out the dizzying array of laughable laws, most of which are still on the books, and you realize that nothing escapes a lawmaker's lust to legislate.




Dicta Column
By Bill Winter
It has been said the five most dangerous words in the English language are, "There oughta be a law."
That's incorrect. They're the five funniest words. Check out t...
By Bill Winter
It has been said the five most dangerous words in the English language are, "There oughta be a law."
That's incorrect. They're the five funniest words. Check out t...
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