Criminal
Dec. 4, 2001
'Pregnant Penguin' Pilfers Soapy Product
Now, this was a thief of the first magnitude. First magnitude for the amount of times he got caught, not first magnitude for the value of the property he stole. He was caught so many times he amassed an 18-page rap sheet that contained 29 aliases and 21 Social Security numbers, which reflected that he had been born 13 times between 1950 and 1963.




By Mark B. Vezzani
Now, this was a thief of the first magnitude. First magnitude for the amount of times he got caught, not first magnitude for the value of the property he stole. He was caught so many times he amassed an 18-page rap sheet that contained 29 aliases and 21 Social Security numbers, which reflected t...
Now, this was a thief of the first magnitude. First magnitude for the amount of times he got caught, not first magnitude for the value of the property he stole. He was caught so many times he amassed an 18-page rap sheet that contained 29 aliases and 21 Social Security numbers, which reflected t...
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